January 2011
24 posts
“Ricky will not be invited back to host the show next year, for sure. For sure...”
– Anonymous member of HFPA to Popeater.com (via idlewyld)
Aww little Ricky hurt those poor celebrities feelings! No awards for you Ricky! (via soupsoup)
I’m sorry, but doesn’t openly saying that he won’t get nominated for anything ever, sight unseen, because he made fun of you and...
I feel like the world can be easily divided into...
drinkyourjuice:
People who didn’t like Garden State.
People who pretended they liked Garden State.
People that Garden State really spoke to.
I’m number one! I’m number one! I’m number one!
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Hi. I don’t usually do stuff like this, but I totally should because when I’m avoiding doing the creative stuff I really should be doing, I consume, like, so much media. Some of it is really good, and I should be sharing that with cool people, like you. Here then are some recommendations for you to consider.
Fun Home: A Family Tragicomic by Alison Bechdel. As the title suggests, the...
“most incredible thing one can ever imagine. can’t wait till next year.”
– Angela Plasencia, commenting here
someone please
timefornaps:
erikonymous:
correct me in thinking that his name is pronounced “loner” because I feel like I’m losing my mind.
Think like “cough” or “Gough,” or even “rough” in a pinch.
Or don’t worry about it. I still refuse to stop pretending John Boehner’s not secretly German. Böhner! BÖHNER, goddamn it.
Ah, Boehner. Like everyone, I imagine, I initially pronounced it like it looks:...
someone please
paultron:
erikonymous:
correct me in thinking that his name is pronounced “loner” because I feel like I’m losing my mind.
Eric, Erik masc. proper name, from O.N. Eirikr, lit. “honored ruler,” from P.Gmc. *aiza- ”honor” + *rik- ”ruler” (see regal). The German form is Erich.
I know how to pronounce my name, Paul.
someone please
correct me in thinking that his name is pronounced “loner” because I feel like I’m losing my mind.
Blaming Sarah Palin and the Tea Party for the...
6h057:
There, I said it.
Well, sorta. Manson never wrote a song that explicitly said, “Hey, angry teenagers, shoot up your high school,” whereas Palin had a map on a website with a targeting reticule over Giffords’s name. Is this Sarah Palin’s fault? Not directly.
Watchthedailywhat:
Today In Ted Williams:
Williams made an appearance on last night’s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (above).
Williams and his 90-year-old mother Julia (with whom he reunited yesterday) appeared together on this morning’s The Today Show.
Behind-the-scenes bickering between NBC and CBS over filming rights delayed Ted and Julia Williams’s reunion.
Williams lands a job doing voiceover...
two quotes:
First:
“Certainly the Constitution does not require discrimination on the basis of sex. The only issue is whether it prohibits it. It doesn’t…. If the current society wants to outlaw discrimination by sex, hey we have things called legislatures, and they enact things called laws. You don’t need a constitution to keep things up-to-date. All you need is a legislature and a ballot...
I know a lot
of us have probably made the joke at some point, but I literally just inhaled a part of this cheeseburger. It was problematic.
Every issue of Star magazine →
Now you all know what I’ll be doing with my weekend.
the hell?
Of course now that I need to track my order, your order tracking system is unavailable. This is the worst day of my life.
High Impact Nothing
everydaygetsaname:
Erik doesn’t know if he can commit to something for long; Arianna feels bad about having to reject someone.
You never quote me correctly. Thank god I’m the only person here.
EXIT, PURSUED BY A BEAR: I DISCOVERED THAT WEBMD... →
ohheymary:
which comes in handy when i’m in the fetal position on an air mattress, yelling at my best friend about how my existence hurts.
“WHAT EVEN HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!”
“I DON’T KNOW. I BLAME AN EXCESS OF WHISKEY.”
since our headaches not only prevented us from going back to sleep, but also prevented…
Doesn’t having porphyria mean you’re a vampire? I wish I did.
15 Things You Should Do in 2011 →
timefornaps:
4. Get enough sleep. My great-uncle took naps every day of his life. He’s still alert and healthy at 98. Enough said.
YES. THE ONLY REASON YOUR GREAT-UNCLE LIVED TO BE 98 YEARS OLD WAS A DAILY NAP. Which I’m sure he took even in his teens and 20s. Definitely this is the answer, Psychology Today, you collection of geniuses.
They might get more people on board if they say you get...