February 2012
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Radio Star Karaoke →
Monkees Memorial Karaoke
They only have like four songs, so we can sing other stuff after.
I’ll get there and get a room somewhere between 6:30 and 7.
Email me at erikonymous (at) gmail for further details/my phone number/moral support in this difficult time.
accordingly ...
Anyone in NYC who wants to sing Monkees karaoke with me after work, hit me up.
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WatchThe Monkees is one of my most favorite bands, and this is a strong contender for best pop song ever. Like, if I ever have a daughter, “Jean” is under serious consideration. RIP, Davy.
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pilkunnussija
Literally “comma fucker” in Finnish. Found it in this Cracked article. Going on my business cards.
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“Members of Le Krewe d’Etat suspect that it was Krewe of Muses members or their...”
– Two of my favorite Mardi Gras krewes are apparently at war with each other and it’s hilarious. (via cajunboy)
“It’s all coming back to me. Oh my God! I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with...”
– Tracy Jordan (via grindlebone)
mindbabies:
jpegartifacts:
I wish I had as much political power as a fetus.
I wish I had as much political power as pedophiles dressed in old timey robes.
I wish I had as much political power as a Koch.
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one benefit
to having a moderately unusually spelled name (I’m Erik with a k, not a c) is that most people I deal with telegraph pretty quickly and decisively whether they’re the attentive type or not.
If I had nickel for every email beginning “Hi Eric” I’ve ever received …
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anybody else ever
accidentally wash your passport? Just me?
Santorum: Democratic Party An Orgy Of Sex And... →
thenoobyorker:
markcoatney:
spytap:
From “viable” Presidential candidate Rick Santorum. Man, this guy is the gift that keeps on giving. Also in the same article, Santorum explains how it’s impossible to be a liberal and a Christian. A comic genius, he is.
Oh my GOD I’ve got to start going to more Democratic party events.
Damn Democrats, how come you didn’t tell the rest of us? I see how...
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Dictionary of American Regional English →
Someone buy me all of these, OK?
“In 1996, eight states banned Bad Frog Beer because its label showed an amphibian...”
– via
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Adele — “Rolling in the Deep (New Orleans Bounce...
“When we complain about men raping, abusing, harassing, and refusing us our human...”
– Unknown. (via futureabortiondoctor, inherhipstheresrevolutions) (via aoawaywego) (via she-hulk-smash) (via loveyourchaos) (via yanettcanhazsoul) (via baddominicana) (via witchsistah) (via sooolondon) (via zorascreation) (via holyfuckshitvaginabrigade)
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Slow Walking "Predicts Dementia" →
In discussing this study, they left out one of the more salient aspects of people who walk slowly, which is that they are unforgivable assholes.
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“[In the U.S.], “libertarian” means “extreme advocate of total tyranny”… It means...”
– Noam Chomksy (via azspot)
I’m paraphrasing here, but I once had a surprisingly cordial argument with a libertarian, and my argument was basically, “We totally need government for regulatory agencies. We need the EPA; we need to prevent monopolies, etc.” And he was all, “But...
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whatafoolbelieves replied to your photo: somewhere in Greenpoint This is at my stop! Saw it yesterday. I think it’s the Christopher Reeve Superman, too—which makes it more awesome.
It is the Christopher Reeve Superman, and yes.
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doctordisaster replied to your photo: For some reason I’ve been thinking about Magneto a… Don’t give up on them, Erik.
:)
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Wyckoff Farmhouse/Queens Co. Farm Museum →
This went up on Friday and I forgot to link to it. Not that anyone cares.
ninety9:
Things I’ve learned today:
1. Deadmau5 regularly wears that thing on his head.
#OLDS OUT
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“Compared with uninfected men, males who had the parasite were more introverted,...”
– PHEW!
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“Something sounded familiar last week when I heard U.S. Education Secretary Arne...”
– “Who Really Benefits From Putting High-Tech Gadgets in Classrooms?” (via marathonpacks)
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doctordisaster replied to your post: Why sure, major publishing house client with… The nosebleed: first step on the path to ACTUAL LASER EYES?
Only time will tell, but oh man do I hope so.
“(Indeed some very strong impulses, such as the behaviour often exhibited by...”
– Uh …
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Why sure, major publishing house client with decades of experience in the field, please do feel free to modify the bookmap for these six volumes of meticulously leveled instruction we’ve been working on since September now that we’re nearly finished with the project. What’s that? My nose is bleeding? I don’t know, but it’s definitely not a rage stroke! No, I...
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“The outrage is tiresome and deeply hypocritical, in all the tiresome ways you’ve...”
– Sasha Frere-Jones
This. A thousand times.
(via blancateli)
Try dating in New York. (via youngmegadethite)
Fucking A right, both to what SFJ is saying and the dating in NY thing.
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