May 9, 2009
themattsmith: tylercoates: themattsmith: This is someone’s actual dorm room. NYMag I hate him. As Jess and I discussed, sometimes you just need to shut the fuck up, put up a John Belushi poster, and do a damn kegstand. He doesn’t allow blacklights in his room, because they illuminate the jizz stains from him jerking it Ralph Lauren catalogs. I mean, I hate Asher Roth as much as the next guy, but this douche is detestable. Geez. Hate, hate, hate …

themattsmith:

tylercoates:

themattsmith:

This is someone’s actual dorm room.

NYMag

I hate him.

As Jess and I discussed, sometimes you just need to shut the fuck up, put up a John Belushi poster, and do a damn kegstand.

He doesn’t allow blacklights in his room, because they illuminate the jizz stains from him jerking it Ralph Lauren catalogs.

I mean, I hate Asher Roth as much as the next guy, but this douche is detestable.

Geez. Hate, hate, hate …

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  1. amandamerritt reblogged this from tylercoates
  2. goldenrobot reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
    ideal living conditions
  3. nmac reblogged this from jss
  4. erikonymous reblogged this from themattsmith and added:
    Geez. Hate, hate, hate …
  5. ennn reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
    … where does he study?
  6. dorothymantooth reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
    Fear not, m’dear. The Other Max (seewhatIdidthere) is on top of it.
  7. stef-lee reblogged this from discodazzlerr and added:
    i appreciate a man w/ good interior design style. although this is a little over the top… i gotta say, the one take-away...
  8. potensxsui reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
    bitch, but not really my style
  9. yokurt reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
    I can’t tell if I hate him, or if I’m jealous of him.
  10. velvetrobots reblogged this from tylercoates
  11. themattsmith reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
    As Jess and I discussed, sometimes you just need to shut the fuck up, put up a John Belushi poster, and do a damn...
  12. leftofsound reblogged this from discodazzlerr and added:
    dear lord this reminds me so much of so many of my friend’s dorm rooms in peabody. Especially Karen and Kathee’s…but...
  13. tylercoates reblogged this from themattsmith
  14. jss reblogged this from themattsmith and added:
    I senselessly hate this kid.
  15. discodazzlerr reblogged this from themattsmith and added:
    I hope I can have residents like this. Also, melon pants? Want.
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